On your knees in total, groveling submission as you pay homage to the
true lords of the underworld, the mighty Gwar! Unassailable in
granduer, Gwar transcends the precepts of what a "band" truly is, and
has become a worldwide cultural icon whose influence on our society
has yet to be measured, yet it is utterly undeniable. Gwar rules! Gwar is
part of an ancient order of warriors called the Skumdogs of the
Universe. They were banished to earth for a hideous array of cosmic
crimes. Once here they coupled with the ape and through this bestial
sexual mutation the human race was born.
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